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¨ Mr. K-i-d S-o-l-o D-o-l-o ¨ ([info]jovargas) wrote,
@ 2009-02-16 01:25:00

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SPAM | EMAIL | TEXT | VOICEMAIL | WORK | ALL ELSE UNDER THE SUN

f r i e n d s o n l y

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[info]tones
2009-06-08 11:07 pm UTC (link)
when did you get the spam post in action ese?

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[info]tones
2009-06-08 11:08 pm UTC (link)
i ain't spammed up in awhile

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[info]tones
2009-06-08 11:08 pm UTC (link)
but imma give it a shot

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[info]tones
2009-06-08 11:10 pm UTC (link)
cuz i was just laughin the other day

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[info]jovargas
2009-06-08 11:11 pm UTC (link)
Tones. Asshole what you doin man?

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[info]tones
2009-06-08 11:12 pm UTC (link)
shhh! the spam's in progress nigga.

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[info]jovargas
2009-06-08 11:12 pm UTC (link)
Aight spam away, my dude.

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[info]tones
2009-06-08 11:21 pm UTC (link)
aight, that's enough nonsense for the night.

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[info]jovargas
2009-06-08 11:24 pm UTC (link)
HAHAHHA you a fucking retard you know that? Tell me why I'll go see one of those job ops.

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[info]tones
2009-06-08 11:27 pm UTC (link)
Ion see why not. You know how to scrap right? Worst case is you beat some fruity California ass.

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[info]jovargas
2009-06-08 11:36 pm UTC (link)
Yeah mos def. My knuckle game is on point. Hahah. Right..yo. I seen some of the most rainbow shit out here. But chill, my brother is with that crowd. They're peoples too.

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[info]tones
2009-06-08 11:40 pm UTC (link)
You misunderstand. Not fruity like homo, fruity like hippie... cult folk.

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[info]jovargas
2009-06-08 11:41 pm UTC (link)
AH those cats that be at Berkley?! I know some from UCLA.

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[info]tones
2009-06-08 11:51 pm UTC (link)
Yes. Them dudes be sippin' the kool-aid hard. I was at Pepperdine for one semester, and them dudes was tellin me shit like there ain't no such thing as race, we all the same, we all brothers and sisters of humanity... O_o

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[info]jovargas
2009-06-09 12:01 am UTC (link)
.....Yeah I know them types. No it doesn't work like that. If that were the case, my mom's fam would be accepting of her kids. Fuck that, my dude.

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[info]tones
2009-06-09 01:05 am UTC (link)
lol Chuch. The swagg doesn't come naturally. It comes from oppression.

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[info]tones
2009-06-08 11:11 pm UTC (link)
about how they got you on chaiwalla duty and shit

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[info]tones
2009-06-08 11:12 pm UTC (link)
but yea i found some joints on craigslist i think you should look into

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[info]tones
2009-06-08 11:13 pm UTC (link)
Baby Photographer (The Valley)
Reply to: job-nnnkj-1207568195@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-06-05, 5:17PM PDT


Bella Baby Photography is the premier provider of in-hospital newborn photography. We are looking for free-lance photographers with a good business sense, sales experience, and an entrepreneurial spirit. If you are a serious amateur photographer with a sales background or a professional photographer with interpersonal experience, Bella Baby is for you. We are looking for photographers who are hard working, independent problem solvers, and computer savvy.

Bella Baby Photography provides –

• Monthly assignments on an independent contractor basis
• Commission-based compensation based on gross sales
• Large, built-in customer base

We have opportunities available at multiple locations in Los Angeles.

**Bilingual a plus

Please review our website www.bellababyphotography.com and, if interested, forward your resume and link to samples of your work to alana@bellababyphotography.com.

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[info]tones
2009-06-08 11:14 pm UTC (link)
Male and Female Models Wanted for Rock n’ Roll Apparel Line (West Hollywood )
Reply to: job-wvuz4-1212317454@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-06-08, 7:14PM PDT

Male and Female models wanted for appearance at department store on June 16th from 5:30 to 8:00pm. Must have a Rock n’ Roll look.
The compensation is $500 worth of clothing.
Male's
Age: 21-35
Height: 5”10-6”4
Weight: 165-195
Waist: 32-34
T-shirt size: Medium or Large

Female's
Age: 21-35
Height: 5”6- 5”10
Jeans size: 26-27
T-shirt size: Small or Medium

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[info]tones
2009-06-08 11:15 pm UTC (link)
Do you have a Caring Heart? 24 hr. care & hourly (FV, HB, NB, SA, WM. CM)
Reply to: job-zk8a5-1211941438@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-06-08, 3:06PM PDT

24 hour caregiver needed immediately!
Our non-medical caregivers provide one-on-one support and assists to the elderly.
Light housekeeping, meals, personal care, medication reminders and errands.
Join a team that makes a difference by simply caring.
Share your companionship and home care services to help seniors remain at home for as long as possible.
Flexible hours. You are needed immediately! Hourly or 24 hour care! Note this is a part-time on call position. We value both personal or professional experience.
Home Instead Senior Care
1500 Adams Ave. # 304
Costa Mesa, CA 92626
Call Today:
714-444-4880

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[info]tones
2009-06-08 11:16 pm UTC (link)
that one really touched my heart

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see what's good with smitty
[info]tones
2009-06-08 11:16 pm UTC (link)
Drivers Wanted (Fountain Valley )
Reply to: see below
Date: 2009-06-08, 7:50PM PDT


Drivers wanted ~ to pick up and drop off canvassers to locations in Orange County .

We have our own vehicles and insurance .

$26,000 per year salary with bonus potential of $ 14,000 per year.

Full - time position .

Good driving record required.

Ask for Smitty (800)805-1003

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[info]tones
2009-06-08 11:17 pm UTC (link)

“Sperm Donors Wanted. Earn The Most Yearly! Up to $100/Donation” (W. Los Angeles (Westwood))
Reply to: see below
Date: 2009-06-08, 7:30AM PDT


CALIFORNIA CRYOBANK
SPERM DONORS NEEDED
Los Angeles, CA

California Cryobank, one of the world's leading reproductive tissue banks, is seeking HEALTHY men for our sperm donor program. We are walking distance from UCLA on Gayley Ave across from Whole Foods.
Apply online at : spermbank.com
# Earn up to $14,500+ annually!!!
# Minimal time commitment
# Receive free genetic and health screenings
# I-phone and other prize raffles
# Free movie tickets and gift certificates

By being a sperm donor, you can supplement your income while giving others the chance to experience the joy of starting a family of their own.
Apply ONLY if you meet the following:

BASIC REQUIREMENTS:

1. Must be between 18 and 38
2. Must be attending a four-year University OR hold a Bachelor's Degree
3. Must be able to commit to our program for at least a year
4. Must reside close enough to our facility to visit 2-3 times a week

APPLY ONLINE!!!

You must pass the online screening before visiting our facility!!!
We are constantly recruiting males from all ethnicities, religions, and races, but we currently have an increased need for Jewish, Hispanic/Latino, full-blooded Italian, African American, and Filipino men. We also need full-blooded men of European descent with US citizenship.

We are also actively recruiting emergency service professionals, including: firefighters, police officers, paramedics and EMTs. Here�s your chance to be someone�s hero� again.

"I've had a great experience being a donor. The staff at the bank is super-friendly and the facility is nice. The benefits are also great; free movie tickets and promos during the application process, full physicals twice a year, and great compensation for donations. More importantly for me though, is the idea of helping couples have children who have tried to conceive on their own and were unable. I am planning on having a family one day and it is really important for people to be able to realize this dream. "

"The CCB donor program offers a flexible, low-commitment supplemental income perfectly suited for the busy young professional or student. An understanding and helpful staff makes things run smoothly and without hassle. Overall, this program has been a great experience and perfect fit for my demanding schedule."

For more information regarding our program visit our website at: spermbank.com

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island pussssss
[info]tones
2009-06-08 11:17 pm UTC (link)
Exotic Caretaker Position (Caribbean)
Reply to: job-uqg9r-1211465897@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-06-08, 11:04AM PDT


Family owns a very exotic location and is looking for a caretaker to oversee the grounds when they are not there, which is about ten months of the year. Generators, water, electrical, storm protection, etc. are all part of the responsibilities for the position.It is all about keeping the systems functioning. It is totally live-in and the person could bring their family. They could even work as a couple, if they have the right experience. Someone who has worked on yachts but would like to be on dry ground would be perfect for this job. Must have experience working for families in private situations.

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who let the dogs out?
[info]tones
2009-06-08 11:18 pm UTC (link)
Weekend Groomer Needed at Doggie Daycare (near Silverlake)
Reply to: job-7vw3u-1212055549@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-06-08, 4:16PM PDT


Doggie Daycare on the east side of los angeles seeking weekend groomer. Must have experience, be great at straight and curly cuts, pattern cuts and use of clip combs. Need customer service experience and fabulous, positive attitude. We supply shampoo, dryers, etc. but you must bring your own grooming equipment. We only have one groomer on at a time so you'll be in charge but you'll also be bathing your own dogs and keeping the grooming room clean. Great opportunity for someone who wants to grow with our company. We are relatively young and expect more full time positions to open up soon. Please email us today with your resume and any portfolio pictures.

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[info]tones
2009-06-08 11:19 pm UTC (link)

SECURITY GUARD TRAINING (Los Angeles County)
Reply to: job-yf6aq-1212070466@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-06-08, 4:26PM PDT


All Access Security Training Center
8611 S. Crenshaw Blvd
Inglewood, CA 90305
Mon-Sat 10am-4pm
Sunday 12pm-4pm
(310) 673-8936
Walk-in Welcome

*FIREARMS PERMIT* SPECIAL $150.00




Need a new career? We offer guard card training and more in a growing Industry.

Our Instructors have over 20yrs experience in both security and law enforcement fields.

There are over 200 security positions available throughout Los Angeles County wages are from $10-$22 per hour.

Free lifetime job placement for all students.

*LIVE SCAN ON PREMISES WALK INS WELCOME*

Classes Offered:

*Guard Card Training
*Firearms Training
*Concealed Weapons Permit Utah/Florida California Coming Soon...
*Baton Training
*Firearms Requalification
*8hr Refresher Course
*AB2880 40hr Certification
*CPR/First Aid Certification (same day certification)
*Retail Security Training
*Handcuff Certification
*Pepper Spray/Tear Gas Certification
*Private Patrol Operator Classes (Own your Own Guard Company)
*Loss Prevention Training for the Security Professional
*Entertained Firearm Permits

www.AllAccessSecurityTrainingCenter.com
Special $300.00 for both Exposed Firearm Permit and Utah/Florida Concealed Weapons Permit

STATE FEE’S EXTRA

We are a 1-stop shop no need to train at one place and get finger printed or live scanned at another we offer both

• Location: Los Angeles County
• Compensation: $ 10-20 per hr
• Telecommuting is ok
• This is a part-time job.
• This is a contract job.
• This is at a non-profit organization
• This is an internship job
• Ok to highlight this job opening for persons with disabilities
• Ok for recruiters to contact this job poster
• Phone calls about this job are ok
• Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.


www.AllAccessSecurityTrainingCenter.com

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[info]tones
2009-06-08 11:20 pm UTC (link)
i wouldn't fuck with inglewood though

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